Homework Whiz Gifts

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Albert Einstein

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Do your research!

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Evil Exams!

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Nerd tryouts.

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'