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'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Do your research!

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"How was work?"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Nerd tryouts.

Evil Exams!

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.