Qi Quizmaster Gifts

Stephen Fry

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

Miss America IQ Pageant

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

Funky Facts: Football.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

Spot Quiz....

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"What would you like me to play next?"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Graph to find your IQ

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Spot the fur ball.

"And here are today's categories...."

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."