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"Wait a minute, hold on hold on. I think that says Timmy Hoffman. Well damn. So much for making the news."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

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"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

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"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Smart Arse"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

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Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."