Fame Quiz Master Gifts

"Wait a minute, hold on hold on. I think that says Timmy Hoffman. Well damn. So much for making the news."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And here are today's categories...."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

Fired Big Shots Who's Who.

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

"Smart Arse"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

'There are ten questions on this quiz. Each is worth 20 points.'

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"