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'... Is the wrong answer - sit down and await execution'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Evolution Exam Results.

Before the Internet

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

Senior Jeopardy!

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Spot the fur ball.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"You don't have to answer that."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.