Quiz Master In Training Gifts

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Yoga with Baby

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."