Quiz Meister Gifts

"Once again, the answer is no."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Spot Quiz....

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"How'd I do on the test?"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"And here are today's categories...."

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

"Smart Arse"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

The Mom quiz show

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."