Quiz Meister Gifts

"Once again, the answer is no."

"Could I ask just one question?"

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Build it 300 cubits long? I thought you said centimetres!"

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

"And here are today's categories...."

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

"Will this job involve multiple choice, true and false, or essay questions?"

The Mom quiz show

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

"Smart Arse"

"Next riddle without looking it up, can you tell me which is the routing number and which is the account?"

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"