Quiz Master In Training Pillows

'That Jimmy is sickening!'

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Could I ask just one question?"

Evolution Exam Results.

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

Yoga with Baby

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Spot Quiz....

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Quiz for dogs.

Good Luck!

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"How'd I do on the test?"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What was Marx's theory of the origin of capital?'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

"And here are today's categories...."

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

To Be. Not To Be. All Of The Above. None Of The Above.

"I've devised a new paternity test, or as I call it, a pop quiz."