Quirky-quibblers Pillows

Funky Facts: Football.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"What would you like me to play next?"

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Ostrich Curoisities

'Is the water cold?'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"He's a fussy eater."

"You've got termites."

'It says 'three percent split infititives, 8 percent passive verbs, 16 percent compound-complex sentences,average sentence length 26 words,paperback rights $3.2 million,movie sales $8.3 million,total take $11.5 million,less 5 percent agents fees.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

Physicists at the Fourth Grotschlov Conference assembled to determine once and for all if light is a wave or a particle.

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

The Water Diviner

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Frequently Asked Questions

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.