Quirky Creatures Pillows

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Best before 65 million BC.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Phoenix

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

The next damn Batman.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Sometimes I'm sorry I ever ran away with you."

Cats and Dogs.

"He's a fussy eater."

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

How Platypuses Are Born

Cross-Breeding Oops #3: The Dooodledoodle

"There are mysteries up here on the 13th floor. Like who keeps locking the exit door? Why is that clock always 12 minutes fast? And who actually eats the liverwurst sandwiches from that machine?"

'Wow, a weird animal without a mouth.'

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Chameleon.

I'm terrified of clown fish.

Less Desirable Half-Women Half-Fish

"You spoil that canary."

Great we have mice.

Lariant Art.