Confession Quipster Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their home with pillows featuring amusing confessions and witty sayings — a cozy way to showcase their playful character.

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"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!" mockup

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

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Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth mockup

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

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Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'. mockup

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

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"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ." mockup

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

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'Is the water cold?'

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'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!' mockup

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

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'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.' mockup

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

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"I'm catching up on my inertia."

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Official Seal

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The Quantum Mechanic...

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"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch." mockup

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

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"Wife and two hernias to support!" mockup

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

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"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody." mockup

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

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'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.' mockup

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

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'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar) mockup

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

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"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready." mockup

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

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Confession Ratings.

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'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.' mockup

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

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Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap. mockup

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

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'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?' mockup

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

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"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?" mockup

"Come on Father, confess. You haven't been keeping to your diet, have you?"

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Clergyman and Working Girl

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'I got 50p - how much did you get?' mockup

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

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"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff." mockup

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."

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"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before." mockup

"But we had stir-fry last night and the night before."

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'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.' mockup

'Bless me father for I have sinned. I use trans fats in all of my pie crusts.'

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Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

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'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.' mockup

'Forgive me Father for I have skinned.'

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'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.' mockup

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

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"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano." mockup

"Forgive me, Father ... I forgot to take my Beano."

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'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.' mockup

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'

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Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional. mockup

Man mistakes portable table for a church confessional.

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Confession Quipster Pillows Collection

Confession Quipster Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs perfect for confession quipsters—each one designed to make them smile every morning.

Confession Quipster Prints

Browse our prints collection to find funny and witty artwork that captures the essence of the confession quipster’s playful personality.

Confession Quipster T-Shirts

Find humorous t-shirts that celebrate clever confessions and playful honesty—great for showcasing their fun side.