Confession Of Love Pillows

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I declare my love for you."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

True confession

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

Confession Ratings.

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

Confession plugged up to an amp.