Confession Of Love Gifts

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

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'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

'John, this is where you should declare your underlying love and tell Miriam she's the wind beneath your wings...'

"What do you mean the message wasn't directed at me, the Pastor said my full name three times!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

"I declare my love for you."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

True confession

Confession Ratings.

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'Quick! What's my exit strategy?!'

Confession plugged up to an amp.