Confessionals Pillows

"If anyone asks, we never had this conversation."

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"I write mostly confessional non-fiction."

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

Confession Ratings.

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'...But I confessed to Oprah...isn't that in there?'

True confession

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

"Awesome! I hope you don't mind me re-tweeting this sicko stuff."