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Priest's 'To do' list.

True confessions.

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Father James, I slept with Father Henry from next parish... Is that a sin?' - 'Of course!! You belong to my parish!'

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

'Someday I'm going to tell you all of the things I've done right.'

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Admissions lady: 'I don't take care of myself like I should ... my negligence probably killed a guy once ... I'm secretly attracted to you ...'

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

'Well, for the sake of argument, just pretend you've done something wicked.'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

True confession

"Clark...is there something you'd like to tell me?"

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Confession Ratings.

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"

'I fancy you like mad, Miss Prentice.'

Confession plugged up to an amp.

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'I'm confused. Is this a romance novel or a confession about how much you like boxes and warm places to nap?'

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."