Commitment Fanatic Pillows

'The new teacher in our school is single and cute but he has commitment issues. He's changed his Internet service provider six times.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

A Friend in Need.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

First Marriage

Shortly after being accepted into John's heart, Jesus lodged in aorta.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'