Commitment Junkie Pillows

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Career Progression Ladder

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."