Commitment Junkie Pillows

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Instead of making a long-term commitment to marriage, I've decided to lease a man."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'Don't try to sweet talk me, Eddie! You had your chance yesterday! We are through!'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Hello, Susie, it's R

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Career Progression Ladder

Man playing with echos: 'Hellooooo...How are you....I love you...' 'I'm not ready for that kind of committment!'

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'