Commitment Jokers Pillows

"I now declare a thumb war."

Bad wedding

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Yes ... no!"

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'Wait a minute -- you haven't said anything about a retirement age.'

Various Traps.

'Either you say 'I do' or you don't -- You can't plead nolo contendere.'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'...Love, honor, and obey, no strings attached?'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

Artist Painting his Television.

'Well, Helen, you were right - our marriage contract does include an option year.'

'I thought Lobsters mate for life.'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Honey, it’s no use. We’ve done everything to try to save the divorce — I think we’re going to have to stay married."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"A fear of heights, eh? Fear of commitment more like it!"

"Sure, I love you, but I can't stand to be hurt again."

"It's getting serious - he left his stuff."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"We can't scrub the 'forsaking all others' bit."

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'And you, William Elwood Hoonavogel, are you willing to give up your free range status?'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"