Joker Of Commitments Pillows

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

"Yes ... no!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Graduation Day At A Party School

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

How To Keep Promises

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"I now declare a thumb war."

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"When are you going to accept the fact that it's over between us?!"

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'