Joker Of Commitments Gifts

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

'We need to talk about your fear of commitment, Ralph.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Yes ... no!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

Graduation Day At A Party School

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'I may not have the skills or education for this position, but I do understand the cartoons in the The New Yorker.'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

How To Keep Promises

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

"Let's skip marriage and just go on the honeymoon in Vegas!"

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

"Frankly, the idea of "Mating for Life" is quite daunting to somebody like me who has a fear of commitment..."

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

"I now declare a thumb war."

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"When are you going to accept the fact that it's over between us?!"