King Of Commitments Gifts

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

How To Keep Promises

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

Woman works late.

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"I made a trial new year's resolution so I can test it out to see if it's something I can live with for a year.

'Marriage teaches you loyalty and tolerance...'-'Things you don't need if you are single.'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."