Commitment Captain Gifts

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"What I really wanted was a dog, but my landlord won't allow it. So I got married instead."

Unconditional Loveseat

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"We don't have sex any more, we argue about money and you hate my mother. We should be married."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'Are you serious? I thought 'For Better or for Worse' was just a comic strip.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"