Commitment Champions Gifts

"Let's try to affirm these vows with something more convincing than, 'if you say so.'"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Looks like I do dishes again.