Commitment Champion Gifts

'What's wrong with us, Mason? Everyone we know has been divorced at least once but us!'

"Who would have guessed forty two years ago, that this would turn into a 15,330 night stand?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

Looks like I do dishes again.

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'