Commitment Adventurer Gifts

'He's a high stakes player - I mean he married her.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Phil, honey, do you ever think about taking our relationship to the next level?"

Ego Increasing School

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'll agree to a pre-nup if you'll agree to a non-compete clause."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.

First Marriage

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

'I can dream, can't I?'

"I do enjoy seeing you, Roger, but I'm not sure if you're binge-worthy."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'