Commitment Crusader Gifts

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Be kind"

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Caged Businessman

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Racial Profiling

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Nervous Student

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Please Give

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I suspect he might be depressed, let's give him a label and see whether a few years of unemployment and poverty helps his condition!"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

Be an Anti-Bullying Hero! Choose Respect.

'Of course you're overworked and underpaid! Didn't you read the fine print in your employee's contract?'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."