Commitment Champ Gifts

Woman works late.

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

First Marriage

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

I think my girlfriend is moving in.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

Looks like I do dishes again.