King Of Chores Gifts

Domestic Superheroes!!

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

“I don’t mind doing the dishes every night—it gives me time to deepen my resentment.”

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"Namaste."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Having a poltergeist is actually quite handy..!

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

Romance over the Irons

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"You lick, I'll dry."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"We need a new clothes press."

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

'I don't mind helping with the dishes, but I'll be damned if you think I'm scrubbing off six years of grime.'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks. George changed the toilet roll yesterday!"

Underwear Man and his disgruntled sidekick Laundry Woman