Champions Of Chores Gifts

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Kitchen Tetris

Family working together

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

'You heard! There's no way I'm cooking for you!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

I'd clean this place up in 10 minutes. Yeah right. What's that you say? I fold laundry in my sleep. You're talking crazy to a man who can hem his wife's stockings while baking bread. Listen up close. Before my wife got home today, I scrubbed the bathroom tile, made a peach pie, sent out thank-you notes, fixed the kids grilled cheese and repotted the begonia. Now what do you think of that, pansy!? How liberated men compete. Don't make me knit something! I will get busy on you with a dust buster.

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

You mean none of you took out the trash? Why you rarely see a female polygamist.

Autumn Leaves

'Why can't you spoil me like other parents spoil their kids?'

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Tunnel of Laundry.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

Sex dreams.

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'