Champions Of Chores Pillows

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Kitchen Tetris

Family working together

"Yes dear, you have worked very hard on the garden. Unfortunately though, you've put the compost on the weeds and the weed killer on my best roses."

"Iron Man! Thank heaven you’ve come!"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'Don't think of sweeping as a chore. Consider it practice for the Olympic Curling Team.'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Mr. big shot scientist who works 18 hours a day at a prestigious lab developing high strength corrosion inhibitors, but can I get him to spend 2 minutes getting rust stains out of our own tub? No.'

'I did my part of house cleaning, now it's your time...it's shovel ready'

"What is that creepy sound?" "Don't worry. It's just the ghost of the old dishwasher."

'We already have a helper monkey for that.'

'I didn't forget to empty my pockets. That's your tip.'

"A garden is a thing of beauty and a job for ever."

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'If at first you don't succeed, dry, dry again.'

'Why can't you spoil me like other parents spoil their kids?'

Autumn Leaves

"I knew it would be a silly idea to ask him to hang the washing out for me,"

Tunnel of Laundry.

"It's your own fault! Remember when I told you to wash that shirt in cold water?"

Beware of unexploded fireworks when burning rubbish.

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

'Yes it's a conspiracy theory, he's never ever done the washing up.'

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Feel free to have a wash but this time please do not leave the bath smelling of ham.

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

Sex dreams.

'So I still haven't met anyone else who has a blow dryer that requires two people.'

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

'ONLINE PROJECT! - I'll give you an online project.'

"I sent you dry cleaning to France."