King Of Commitments Pillows

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"

'Who has the rings and prenup?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"Do you, Amanda and John, promise to watch yourselves, mind your Ps and Qs, and generally step on eggshells in this marriage, in order to somehow keep it up and running for as long as possible?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"I said to him eventually, I said marriage is something you're just going to have to do on your own."

How To Keep Promises

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

Calendar; 'Point of no return.'

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

Woman works late.

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

"What God has joined together let no man put asunder."

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"Happy Anniversary. I remembered, of course! that day when we vowed "for better or worse"."

'Marriage teaches you loyalty and tolerance...'-'Things you don't need if you are single.'

"I made a trial new year's resolution so I can test it out to see if it's something I can live with for a year.

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."