Commitment Keeper Pillows

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

How To Keep Promises

"How's your dry January going?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need a man who will commit."

'I need a commitment. I don't want to just hang out with you.'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."