Commitment Keeper Pillows

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

How To Keep Promises

"How's your dry January going?"

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"Monogamy? In this economy?"

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

'On second thought, dear, could you toss me the car keys?'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"I need a man who will commit."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

'I have an even better idea, Steve -- let's get married without living together!'

'I now pronounce you husband vs. wife.'

'And do you vow to give her all of your login passwords until death do you part?'