Promise Keeper Pillows

'Sorry, but pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

'It's the road to Hell.'

"I know I promised you a bike for your birthday, but you have to remember I'm a member of the Labour Party."

A Commitment Addict

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

'Have you ever seen that TV ad, 'Help, I'm sitting around gossiping and can't shut up', Timmy?'

"Johnny, when we bought you that cow you promised you'd clear up after every milking."

'No way you're ever going to comply with all of THAT!'

I have to hang up. I talked the talk, now I gotta walk the walk.

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

Pinky Swear

"And I promise to never again clip my toenails when you're in the room!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

A child interrupting family prayers

Mother's Love

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"When you promised me a lift home...."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"We're studying the legal principles of 'crossing a heart and hoping to die'."

'There's a bee here from the Food and Drug Administration who wants to inspect the hive.'

"I'll do whatever it takes to save this marriage. Even if that means having to work weekends."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

'Yes, your wedding vows are still binding even if you DID get married during the Clinton administration.'

How To Keep Promises

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Happy New Year!

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

Gym Resolutions