Promise Protector Pillows

'Pinky swear doesn't cut it anymore. My attorney has a few documents for you to sign.'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

The stock market sky is falling.

'Closing the letter with 'Very fondly yours' seems okay but let's run it by legal, to be sure it cannot be misinterpreted as sexual harassment.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I know you love her and want to protect her. But it's wrong to laminate her.'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

When CAN we talk?

"We must gut these environmental laws!"

Deadly sales figures...

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."

"Have they no shame?"

Happy New Year!

AIDS prevention

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'We've got to take care, sir! Last month, this thing went down and hit a guy at the floor below us!'