Payday Protector Pillows

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

"I intend to stay in this job, come Hell or high water."

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

"Casual Payday."

'Where's the petty cash?'... 'It's in the box marked Pension Fund.'

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Yo$mite National Park and Delware North Corporate Greed

The stock market sky is falling.

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

'Sorry, but I won't discuss my financial portfolio on a first date.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"We have had some bumps and bruises on the stock market."

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

"On the bright side...at least y'all don't have to wear those dadgum masks."

Tred carefully mill.

Deadly sales figures...

'Whether I work in the public or private sector, save my retirement benefits.'

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."