Payday Pro Pillows

Every payday was the same, Dave's family worshipped him.

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Butterfly Woman

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Salaries Manager. No.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I'm overpaid and underworked, but you don't see me complaining!"

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"Casual Payday."

"I never said they were well-compensated. I just said they were paid handsomely."

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'Regarding where you stand for a payrise - you don't.'

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

Propping up a profits chart.

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Here's your paycheck. I hope we'll both find it amusing."

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

'I've reconsidered your request for a pay rise, and I've decided that you do deserve one after all.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Stare at it all you want sir, but I can assure you, no one is going to jump out and yell 'April Fools.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

PAYMASTER, 'Just to be on the safe side, we withheld EVERYTHING this week.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'They were two payroll cowboys riding together.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Looking for a job with better conditions?'

"Of course the job has benefits - you benefit by getting a paycheck every week!"

"Apparently, we don't negotiate for a pay rise anymore. We have to put forward a case for not taking a pay cut."