Promise Enforcer Pillows

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"When you promised me a lift home...."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Mom Umpires

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

"Are you sending your people over here to smoke in my doorway?"