Ethical Enforcer Pillows

Add a touch of humor and morality to their home with pillows that celebrate the ethical spirit. Soft, witty designs make for a cozy reminder of their virtuous pursuits.

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'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.' mockup

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!" mockup

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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Slavery Reparations

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"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing." mockup

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

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'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!' mockup

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

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"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows." mockup

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

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"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone." mockup

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

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'Click it or ticket.'

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No Smoking.

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"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it." mockup

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

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'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.' mockup

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

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'What a control freak!'

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"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end." mockup

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

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'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!' mockup

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

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Referee cop.

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I will not waste chalk kid...

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'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.' mockup

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

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'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

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"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

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"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing." mockup

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

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We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time. mockup

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

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'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.' mockup

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

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'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.' mockup

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

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"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class." mockup

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

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CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.' mockup

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

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Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction. mockup

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

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'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.' mockup

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

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'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?' mockup

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

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Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway! mockup

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

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"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him." mockup

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

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"That's why we wear hard hats"

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"I try to get a head start on them." mockup

"I try to get a head start on them."

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Ethical Enforcer Pillows Collection

Ethical Enforcer Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtful mugs perfect for ethical enforcers who start their day with a smile.

Ethical Enforcer Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate your ethical enforcer’s passion for integrity—beautifully designed to motivate and amuse.

Ethical Enforcer T-Shirts

Find witty and meaningful t-shirts that let ethical enforcers express their values in style and comfort.