Ethical Enforcer Prints

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it."

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Referee cop.

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

CONGRESS, 'You know, we wouldn't need a pay hike if we got commissions on our appropriations.'

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"I try to get a head start on them."