Justice Enforcer Pillows

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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

No Smoking.

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"That's why we wear hard hats"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'