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"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

No Smoking.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'What a control freak!'

"Let's try the swearing-in process again, and this time, without the high-fives at the end."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

I will not waste chalk kid...

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

'I'd watch this ref, he loves dishing out Punishment.'

Referee cop.

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'I think we're going to need a compliance officer for these.'

'We only have a few rules around here, but we really enforce them.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Mom Umpires

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"That's why we wear hard hats"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

'I love doing surprise inspections.'

Super hero enforces handicapped parking law.

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his peers ...'