Jovial Law Enforcer Mugs

Anti-litter by-law in effect

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

Drunk police officer

Boy caught by a policeman

hoovering husband

Enthusiastic man

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

'I'm very impressed with your new butler, Charles. He carries himself well.' (A butler carrying himself in the air).

'You must be new on the force.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'