Jovial Law Enforcer Gifts

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Next camera crew 5 mins

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

'This is a phone poll! Are you in favor of a ban to drive and use a cell phone at the same time?'

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"Okay buster!! On the ground and arms behind your back!!"

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"Yeah, well, you sure don't drive like a slow loris."

"I've only had eighteen pints and can drive perfectly well osifer...why don't you go and arrest some real criminals?!"

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

"I'm giving you a fine for illegal parking. I don't care if this is a traffic jam."

'I'm sorry, Mum. But, if I let you off, I'll have to let everyone's mum off.'

Policeman receiving an award of a truncheon

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Boy caught by a policeman

Drunk police officer

"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"

You're awfully cheerful for someone who's about to lose a murder case. You must have me confused with my client.

hoovering husband

'I said to recite the alphabet. You may not google it!'

Enthusiastic man

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

'I used to love this job. You could get away with anything.'

'Could we pay you the parking fine? We've got to go out of town.'

'You must be new on the force.'

Police appeal for information whilst thugs appeal for silence.

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"