Policy Enforcer Pillows

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

"Are you sending your people over here to smoke in my doorway?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Welcome to the future"

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

US v.s. Tech Giants

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Think Tank

Economy

'The recession is over, again.'

Obama Healthcare.

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

Earth stove

Russia Money Laundering

Flat tax - equal burden?