Policy Enforcement Pillows

'No smoking on school property, Ms. Hanes.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"Good boy."

Hate Platforms

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

E.U. Banking Union.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Trump leaving

Our Two Parties, Explained

US v.s. Tech Giants

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Think Tank

Flat tax - equal burden?