Policy Enforcer Gifts

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

"Are you sending your people over here to smoke in my doorway?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

E.U. Banking Union.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

US v.s. Tech Giants

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

World Economic Crisis.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Earth stove

Minority Report

Flat tax - equal burden?

'The recession is over, again.'

Russia Money Laundering

Think Tank