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"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'Do we have your commitment?'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

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'Either we get married or we split up. I'm through playing games.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I now pronounce you husband vs. wife.'

"I think people who are non-denominational have commitment issues."

"I know where and when I got married. I just can't remember why."

Relationship Warning Lights

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

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"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"