Commitment Coach Pillows

"No, I don't think our marriage would benefit from a mission statement."

'Do we have your commitment?'

'And promise to love each other through constant drama, bad judgment, poor choices and self-delusion?'

"I agreed to 'for better' and 'for worse,' but never to 'for mysterious' and 'withholding'."

Today's man lesson is "The Art of Promising." I'm ready. Part one: Never

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

New in fitness: Health club truancy officers.

'Either we get married or we split up. I'm through playing games.'

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

'I now pronounce you husband vs. wife.'

"I think people who are non-denominational have commitment issues."

"I know where and when I got married. I just can't remember why."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

Relationship Warning Lights

"What's this for poorer stuff?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'No, but thanks for asking.'

A Reasonable Time for Concern

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Jewelry Store Has Rings For Every Type of Relationship

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"You said it—everybody heard you."