Commitment Juggler Pillows

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"I can only play nine holes, I think I'm suppose to be getting married today!"

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Yes ... no!"

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

First Marriage

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'