Commitment Juggler Mugs

'Hank,I know you promised to go fishing with me today but you should have stayed in bed.'

"I can only play nine holes, I think I'm suppose to be getting married today!"

'I can't say yes or no right now, Steve, but Vince's option runs out next month.'

'I've been married six times, did you know? . . . Oh yes, but how many husbands I've had, I'm not sure!'

'Jen, you knew when you married me, I was a 'corporate report' reading person - Not a 'summer fiction' reading person.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Yes ... no!"

'I need someone who is willing to make a commitment not someone who's just interested in ruffling my feathers.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

'I didn't know the church sold an extended warrenty on marriage?'

"I have been happily married... three times!"

'It's my wedding ring: My wife insists I wear it here to stop me flirting with other females...'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

"'Better or worse' and 'richer or poorer' are NOT choices."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

"And do you, Courtney, take this man....Courtney!"

What fear of commitment? Frank (heart) Lisa. W.T. Loves J.S. George + Gracie. O.H. Loves S.L. Lucy (heart) Ricky.

'In just six hours you will be simultaneously cured of your fear of snakes, heights, small spaces and commitment.'

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

First Marriage

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

Lady who has just accepted a proposal.

"We're planning a very long shelf life together."

'I'm sorry, but 'I'll see how I feel on the night' isn't really acceptable.'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

The Uber Wedding Planner: 'Ok, we're almost there...we just need a clarification on the whether the 'till death do us part' clause is meant literally or figuratively.'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'